I am The Weirdo

23 years old, cosmetologist, aspiring bisexual, sarcastic, rude, lazy, smut-junkie, slash whore, nerd-lover, poor person.

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stillnot-ginger:

Amy: So wait, are you trying to tell me that magic is real? Doctor: Yes! Well, no. At least, not any more. To put it simply, it’s a high-functioning genetic mutation which originated in 4th century Wales. BUT, since it’s the middle ages and people don’t bother to learn what they don’t understand, they label it ‘sorcery’ or ‘magic’. People became afraid of it. In fact, King Arthur’s father was so obsessed with sorcery he ordered the exectution of all those he thought practiced magic, innocent or not. Killed out the entire mutated line. Eventually in the end he grew mad with power and—Rory: Doctor? Doctor: Yes, Rory? Rory: You said we were visiting Camelot, right? During King Arthur’s reign? Doctor: Yes, why? Rory: Well if Arthur’s King, then who is that? Doctor: That… is… a problem.

stillnot-ginger:

Amy: So wait, are you trying to tell me that magic is real?
Doctor: Yes! Well, no. At least, not any more. To put it simply, it’s a high-functioning genetic mutation which originated in 4th century Wales. BUT, since it’s the middle ages and people don’t bother to learn what they don’t understand, they label it ‘sorcery’ or ‘magic’. People became afraid of it. In fact, King Arthur’s father was so obsessed with sorcery he ordered the exectution of all those he thought practiced magic, innocent or not. Killed out the entire mutated line. Eventually in the end he grew mad with power and—
Rory: Doctor?
Doctor: Yes, Rory?
Rory: You said we were visiting Camelot, right? During King Arthur’s reign?
Doctor: Yes, why?
Rory: Well if Arthur’s King, then who is that?
Doctor: That… is… a problem.

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whatisa:

SHAKING AND CRYING

Charles’ face. HIS FAAAACE!!!! subtext was never an option!!!

YOU’VE NEVER LOOKED MORE BEAUTIFUL, DARLING.

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theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends

#none of your property is sacred #personal space is a non-issue #all your money are belong to me #you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself #starving is always a possibility #as is ingesting toxins by mistake #insults will be issued on a regular basis #oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…

#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk

#You’ll be expected to come when I call #A bit like a dog actually #But a dog that understands text messages… #Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back #Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it #My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later #Which I may also do at times #You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that #The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility #Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off #And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom #They’re going to call you gay John #Very very gay

^^^^^^^^^

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